DOGS
Monday, December 14th, 2009I LOVE DOGS ANY PEOPLE WHO LIKE DOGS TALK TO ME
Archive for the ‘A Santa Tracker Update: Track Santa 2009’ Category
how santas elves make presents
Monday, December 14th, 2009santas elves draw pictures of the toys or electronics and put them into a machine called transleveler it makes them into what you or the elves want them to be
Santa Tracker Technologies: Santa Radar, Norad or Nosebrain?
Monday, August 3rd, 2009In here article, Julie Grisolano touts the Norad The Santa Tracker: And we certainly agree on it’s merit!
There are certainly a few pluses to modern technology. Besides the ability to fly anywhere via a plane or email anyone through the internet, children and parents, across the globe can now track Santa’s location through NORAD.
But on the other hand, we want to plug our “Meg”! Meg is our Santa Radar. We call her “MegaBite” (Something to do with her anatomy the scientist tell me) “Meg” for short… 
She can find just about anything, anywhere. And she’s great at tracking Santa Claus. She can even sniff out real Santa versus an impostor. Santa Clause Tracker? Well check out our movie review pages!
And from a tech perspective, here’s a way to Track Santa on a Google map:
Where is Santa Claus
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
Satellite image shows our advanced Santa Tracker is trying to track Santa Claus and is running into some difficulties! It seems she may have strayed off track. We are using a special frequency dog whistle and some extra yummy Santa Tracker Santa Cracker Doggy Treats and have every reason to believe we will have Santa’s coordinates zeroed in shortly. “Ellie, where is Santa Claus, girl. Go find Santa! Come on girl! Where is Santa? Where’s the ball? Go track Santa… Good doggy:)
Santa Tracker 2009 Poised for Improved Accuracy
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008Santa Tracker 2009 Poised for Improved Accuracy
The Santa.net Official Santa Tracker 2009
She’s Poised Action and faster than she looks
Woof, woof, woof, woof… You’ll hear Meg bark out her message. (Translation from dog talk = Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa…) Meet Meg. Our Santa Tracker is ALL NATURAL. We call her “MegaBite” (Something to do with her anatomy the scientist tell me.) “Meg” for short… Like all technologies should be, she’s energy efficient and totally green. She runs on a special blend of organic puppy food. She eats Santa Crackers for two weeks pre-season for breakfast! Other Santa Trackers out there offer technology with merit, but none work better or harder than Meg and no other Santa Tracker compares with her for cuteness. But maybe old technology needs to move aside for new. Santa’s sleigh is way faster than the old technology can handle. And the real Santa is more nimble, less rigid and he smiles more because he eats lots of healthy snack bars and power drinks. Which all may make him more difficult to track. The old radar system caught him going around a building or two, but lost him as soon as he went into warp drive. To see further evidence of Meg’s new technology and its effectiveness, Click Here to See Meg in Action and anwer your question: Where is Santa Claus? You’ll see she is fast, foolproof, always well rested and HOUSE BROKEN. Meg IS the future of Santa Tracking Technology! So Santa, bring a few dog biscuits on the sleigh, please! But in case Meg’s asleep when you get here… Until she wakes up, Norad has a Santa Tracker here…
