Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Where for art thou Santa Claus?

Wherefore art thou means: “Why” so “Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Where for art thou Santa Claus?”  means “Why are you Santa Claus? But the question most kids are asking today is: “Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Where are you, Santa Claus?” But not to worry. Everything is under control. Not a single Grinch stole Christmas this year! All is scheduled and leave out the cookies and milk or whatever yummy treats you can think of because Santa Claus is coming to town. He’s made a list. He’s checked it twice. Already found out who’s naughty or nice. (But he does update it in real time for those of you who are planning a little last minute mischief!) Santa Claus will see you soon!