Santa Claus Overrides US Post Office Rule North Pole Letters OK!
Saturday, November 21st, 2009News Release: Official Santa Claus Statement regarding Letters From Santa Claus at North Pole:
Summary: Don’t worry, Santa Claus won’t allow anyone to stop letters from the North Pole!
November 21, 2009 — The Real North Pole: Santa Claus announced today at a news conference delivered worldwide, electronically that he has decided to override the US Postal Service’s recent decision to ban letters from Santa Claus at the North Pole. In fact, Santa Claus is offering parents a free way to make sure that if kids want to receive a letter from Santa Claus at the North Pole, it will be faster and easier than ever. And like everything that comes from the real Santa Claus, this services is Reindeer fast and absolutely FREE! To receive your FREE North Pole Santa Claus Letter Kit, Click Here!
Santa Claus firmly believes in punishing bad people, NOT GOOD CHILDREN! So he decided to override the ruling of the US Postal Service to ban letters from the North Pole — this year — and EVERY YEAR.
Santa Claus went on to explain that he understands the position taken by the USPS. But he went on to elaborate further: “If the USPS does not have the technology and manpower available to safely sort though real letters to Santa Claus and fake letters from bad people, and if the Town of North Pole Alaska does not have the technology and staff to handle the large volume of mail that needs to be sent to Santa Claus and from Santa Claus each year, then I will donate Santa Claus resources and Reindeer technology and Sleigh Technology to make sure Christmas will not be stopped, this year or any year, by evil Grinches!”
Official Santa Claus Statement.
